the truth comes out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well as it turns out have not been in a puerto rican boarding school where they beat me every day and i can't leave until i finish my peas. i have been smoking peyote for the past 4 weeks and been hallucinating like a crazy person that hallucinates. so i just thought id let all my faithful readers know the true story about me. so ya.... thats my story and i'm sticking to it, for now.


for people that, for some reason thought i was actually smoking peyote- it was a joke and you should watch zoolander.

spluch

well i have been forced to blog more, and i'm telling you about this totally sweet site called spluch that tells you about some very crazy news, like deadly space germs and people eating giant spiders and parallel universes existing!! this one i also don"t know if its just a joke or real but its pretty cool. link

until tommorow or the next day, whenever---jack

slashgear

this is pretty cool, its a bunch of stuff that doesn't exist or maybe it does, i'm confused. but anyways this site tells you about all this fancy new stuff like cameras and phones real or not doesn't matter, this is still pretty cool. link

all i want for christmas....

well in class i have been forced to read blogs all day and blog about them. so i was reading slashphone a blog about new phones coming out and by golly they are simply super! there is one particularly awesome one with a mini "pico-projector" in it. i guess thats something like a regular projector but cooler sounding. of course my fav of them all is the new program where you can order a big mac straight from your phone!!!!!!!! i'm not really sure that this really does anything special or help you get your big mac quicker, but still i can order a big mac from my phone!!! link

until i am forced to blog again-jack

the dentist

well today was a very bad day, i was late to class because of a dentist appointment and i was beaten with a bar of soap. so, now i smell good but it hurts, and i am lucky to be blogg'n right now. well besides from the soap, today was actually ok i guess. so disregard that whole very bad day thing because it was not a very bad day at least my teeth are all white and shiny, but the taste of soap still lingers in my mouth. well i can't think of anything to talk about now so... ya, I'm done with this for today.


later my homeboys- jack

what i learned in class

my name is jack, or so i've been told. it has been 4 weeks since i last seen home, I've been cooped up in a schoolhouse and might go crazy. i don't know where i am and this school really smells bad. i already ate one of my shoes and might eat the other. anyways i learned how to make blogs and other stuff i didn't know about computers, in computer apps class and now i'm super happy!!! so i'll be writing about all my crazy adventures in this class and my wonderful school that i hate. so have fun with this and i will too.

till we meet again- jack