teks is for geeks

well we took some test or something, actually i really don't know what we did it was very boring and was obviously made by idiots for idiots. speaking of idiots, i recently read my good friend whimsical Wyatt the bloggin Messiah's post about how much cops suck(i am calling the cops idiots not whimsical Wyatt) . so anyways back to nothing, i am extremely bored so i think i'll rant for a while. you know what really grinds my gears, dogs barking at night, or in the morning when i'm trying to sleep, but thats not the worst thing that really grinds my gears, politics that really makes me mad i mean who decided politicians where so great they don't do anything for us except send us in to pointless wars and smoke crack, maybe violate some girl here and there, but ya i don't like them i mean they are like honey combs they, i'm not sure why, but they are. they grab all the milk around them and then they get all soggy and gross and nothing makes me madder than soggy cereal in the morning, i mean really, your trying to enjoy your nice crunchy cereal with some milk then they get all soggy and ruin it, i'm gonna make a cereal that never gets soggy, so i can enjoy my honey combs without all the sogginess that makes me so angry, it's like walruses what did they ever do besides sit on their asses all day and be pissed off, oh, wait those aren't walruses thats my Spanish teacher that doesn't know anything and can't teach Spanish for her life, she should just quit and get carried away by some giant bird, that she thinks is so beatiful, speaking of beatiful i don't know how to spell it, and invisibility cloaks should be real that would make everything better even my soggy cereal, with and invisibility cloak i could be like sneaking around everywhere and scare people, maybe i'll go to the moon kick some Martian ass, bring back their treasures and be some hero for making the Martians bow down to us. so there you have it, and now back to you in the news room tom.